Hey Fuckers! Elevator Manners!

Look you fucks... when waiting for the elevator, the people that are on the elevator have the right of way. So, DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE DOORS!

If I'm on the elevator and I get to my floor, you'd better not be blocking the doorway because I WILL run over your ass. Without apology. Because you are a dick.

Hey Fuckers: Episode 1

Hey Fucker in the Obama T-shirt... you aren't allowed to complain that the only voter registration forms we have are in Spanish. All the English ones were taken by people who didn't wait until 2 1/2 weeks before the election to register. And most of those people who "need" the ones in Spanish are supporting your guy.

Hey Fuckers... it's a LIBRARY, not a PHONE BOOTH. Hang up the goddamn phone when you are inside. Jesus, you people are fucking rude and selfish.