Pinktober

I might start punching people who are immersed in the Pink Culture. The Susan G. Komen Mafia is similar to the Catholic Church: A "nonprofit" money making juggernaut that has brainwashed a bunch of people into thinking they are actually good for the human race. And they like to bully other groups that try to use the color pink in their breast cancer awareness and fundraising attempts. Yeah, Komen thinks they own the color pink.

Fuck you, SGK.

Seriously, every year we have to be bombarded with this pink bullshit under the guise of "raising awareness." Is there anybody in the Northern Hemisphere that isn't "aware" of breast cancer at this point? Do we really need pink power tools and pink Hamburger Helper* to make people realize the dangers of breast cancer? Breast Cancer is probably the most famous cancer in the universe. Hell, it might even be the most famous disease in the universe.

It's a money making machine more concerned with power and branding than actually finding a "cure." Good god, at this point, if they found a cure for breast cancer, what would Komen actually do? Raise awareness of the cure? Would they still be able to raise all that money? If not, how would Nancy Brinker afford more plastic surgery?

* I don't know if there is pink Hamburger Helper. It's the first ludicrous pink tie-in I could think of. Well, actually, I thought about pink Twinkies first, but that didn't seem stupid enough.