I don't really care much about Greg Abbott. I mean, he's a dipshit Republican in a state full of dipshit Republicans and we'll probably end up with a dipshit Republican governor because the Democrats are also dipshits in this state but outnumbered.
Anyway, all I want to say about Greg Abbott is that it is incorrect to say "Greg Abbott is running for governor of Texas." That's wrong.
See, Greg Abbott can't run. He's in a wheelchair.
So, the correct way to refer to Greg Abbott's candidacy is to say, "Greg Abbott is rolling for Governor of Texas." Let's get that straight. It's not polite to remind him of the things he can't do because his legs are just as useless as the logic and reasoning center in his brain.
